when i am an old woman i shall wear purple cupcakes

 

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple by Jenny Joseph

When I am an old woman, I shall wear purple
with a red hat that doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
and satin sandles, and say we’ve no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I am tired
and gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
and run my stick along the public railings
and make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
and pick the flowers in other people’s gardens
and learn to spit.
You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
and eat three pounds of sausages at a go
or only bread and pickles for a week
and hoard pens and pencils and beer matts and things in boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
and pay our rent and not swear in the street
and set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.

These quirky little cupcakes were based on the above poem for Jasmine’s ladies weekend away. The light fruit cake bases were flavoured with orange, brandy, figs, sultanas and glace cherries and topped with white royal icing and edible clear sprinkles. All the toppers were taken from the poem and modelled with fondant. I think the sausages are my favourite!